Note to self... DOUBLE check all of hubby's pants pockets before doing laundry. Cherry chap stick polka-dots ARE NOT what you want on your "darks" load that has all your "good" clothes in it. This can turn an otherwise cheerful wife into a growling, screaming monster! Hubby is still cowering and recovering from his wife's tirade last night.
Sorry, Honey, I still love you and hope you'll forgive my scary reaction... we'll be pink greasy polka-dot twinners and hold hands as we frolick to the grocery store together.
Meet you at the couch at 10:30 for SNL and some good make-up laughing togetherness tonight!